I’m sure I’m just the worried well but something’s not quite right

It might be something serious, I’ve laid awake all night

I had a nasty headache and it suddenly got worse

Should I call an ambulance or should I call a hearse?!

 

I googled all my symptoms and it’s made my legs go weak

The prognosis isn’t good, my future’s looking bleak

I’ll try to get a bit more sleep, it’s only half past five

I’ll ring the doctor in the morning, if I’m still alive