I’ve acquired a pussy cat, much to my dismay

I certainly didn’t want one, he just sort of came my way

Harry came from Harwich where he lived with Auntie Pat

But Auntie has been taken ill so I’ve acquired A cat

 

I don’t like cats, they bite and scratch and cover you in fur

And they kill our little birdies so it’s doggies I prefer

But no-one else could take him in, I said we'd have a chat

I guess our hearts went out to him, so now we’ve got a cat

 

I think we’re going to like him though, he’s settled in so well

And he won't be killing birdies 'cos I’ve given him a bell

He doesn’t bite or scratch, just purrs happily all day

And he’s very clean and tidy with the dreaded litter tray

 

And what they say is rubbish, cats and dogs don’t fight

They seem to love each other, they bonded at first sight

He cuddles up with Charly and gives a little groom

There’s so much love between those two, they should get a room!

 

It's almost like it's destiny, like it was meant to be

Maybe the universe could see we needed company

I never thought I’d have a cat, it’s funny how life goes

Maybe cats have magic powers....possibly....who knows!?

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