Harry is a naughty boy, Harry’s in disgrace

He keeps jumping on the table, he doesn’t know his place

He’s walking on the worktops where I prepare our food

I push him off but up he hops, he’s in a naughty mood

 

Charley, on the other hand, does everything he’s told

Charley is a good boy, he’s as good as gold

Why are cats so stubborn? Does anybody know?

Can you train a pussy cat? If not, he’ll have to go!