​1.     POEMS ABOUT HARRY THE CAT AND CHARLY THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER

 

1.1     Harry The Cat

1.2    Harry The Cat is Going to the Vet

​1.3    Harry The Hairy Cat

1.4    Lockdown Dog for Sale​

1.5    Charly Goes to Market

1.6    My OCD and the Dog

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​​2    POEMS about getting on a bit.....

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2.1    Bucket List

2.2   Menopause – Letter to My Husband

2.3   Old Age

2.4   The Last Hurrah

2.5   What’s Your Name?

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3.    POEMS about vanity.......

 

3.1    Magnifying Mirror

3.2   High Heels (to follow)

3.3   What Will I Wear? (to follow)

3.4   Swing Low 

3.5   I Hate Myself in Photos

3.6   Highlights

3.7.  Oops, I Ate Too Much (to follow)

3.8  I’m Going on a Diet

 

4.   POEMS about random things.......

 

4.1   Don't Explain

4.2   Just Passing Through

4.3   Don’t Tell Me Your Secret

4.4   Bad Manners

​4.5   Putting Pen to Paper

4.6   Vegan Sister

4.7   Walkies in May

4.8   Visit to the Dentist

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5.   POEMS about things that rile me......

 

5.1   Boring Farts

5.2  Can I Get?

5.3  Fly Tipper (to follow)

5.4  Litterbug

5.5  Phone Zombie (to follow)

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​POEMS about my syndromes and allergies....

 

The Worried Well (to follow)

Earworm (to follow)

Carpel Tunnel Syndrome (to follow)

Tickly Cough (to follow)

The Fidgets (to follow)

Fainting (to follow)

Head Exploding Syndrome (to follow)

 

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