Ode to a Litterbug

I’d love to tell you to your face

You are an absolute disgrace

Ode to a litterbug

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A dipstick dirtbag dumb-arse

Imbecilic waste of space

You scumbag cockroach der-brain

Crawl back from whence you came

You good for nothing fleabag

Slither back into your drain

You dim-wit dullard dunce bucket

Moronic troglodyte

You cretinous filthy maggot

You disgusting lump of shite

You dumdum dumbo knucklehead

You numb-skull piece of crap

You shit for brains, you stinky poop

I feel better now, that’s a wrap!